Friday, March 24, 2006
the flourishing art of leg-pulling
having done this for the last 4 years now i feel like i have mastered this precious art. being the self-procalimed maestro of this flourishing art i find myself obliged to share my ideas and expertise in this field with the budding talents who are desperately trying to make there presence felt in this field but in vain. ok here goes the mini guide.
- no one can be an expert overnight. this is a slow and a continous learning process.this is the first tip for the novice. guard urself from frustration. or else the total learning process would end up as a cropper.
- at first find easy preys for urself. u dont learn hunting by preying straight away on a lion. start with the rabbits and the reindeers.
- u need not have a game plan before u start pulling somebody's leg. every word should come out spontaneously. becoz its hard to predict how the leg pulling session would turn out to be. so pre-planned strategies wont help.
- when u start the session its should be you who takes the initiative in choosing the topic for discussion. tht would help. later on when u gain expertise u tend to become confident enough to take on ur victim on ne subject.
- never stop the flow of words from ur side. tht keeps the subject engrossed in the discussion and in the meantime u can hatch a plot by doing parallel thinking.
- let me disclose the best and the most tactful trick which i use very often.
this is quite analogous to tactics used in warfare. allure ur victim by giving him a feeling tht u r being defeated in the battle. no one would deny an enticing offer. the victim would march straight towards u. create a pitfall then with a sudden thurst push him inside. the victim wont get time to think and reataliate. remember this should happen all of a sudden without giving the victim time to realise wats in store. the best way to crush someone is to catch him off-guard.
- the last tip is for the victims. a leg-puller never chooses another leg puller as his victim because there is always a chance of being drubbed by the victim. so the usual victims can take hint from this tht they can escape a leg pulling assualt by retailiating from the word go.
so best of luck all u novices. hope this mini guide would serve u as a hand book in ur future efforts. this art although widespread needs to be regulated and it is my contribution towards it.
- no one can be an expert overnight. this is a slow and a continous learning process.this is the first tip for the novice. guard urself from frustration. or else the total learning process would end up as a cropper.
- at first find easy preys for urself. u dont learn hunting by preying straight away on a lion. start with the rabbits and the reindeers.
- u need not have a game plan before u start pulling somebody's leg. every word should come out spontaneously. becoz its hard to predict how the leg pulling session would turn out to be. so pre-planned strategies wont help.
- when u start the session its should be you who takes the initiative in choosing the topic for discussion. tht would help. later on when u gain expertise u tend to become confident enough to take on ur victim on ne subject.
- never stop the flow of words from ur side. tht keeps the subject engrossed in the discussion and in the meantime u can hatch a plot by doing parallel thinking.
- let me disclose the best and the most tactful trick which i use very often.
this is quite analogous to tactics used in warfare. allure ur victim by giving him a feeling tht u r being defeated in the battle. no one would deny an enticing offer. the victim would march straight towards u. create a pitfall then with a sudden thurst push him inside. the victim wont get time to think and reataliate. remember this should happen all of a sudden without giving the victim time to realise wats in store. the best way to crush someone is to catch him off-guard.
- the last tip is for the victims. a leg-puller never chooses another leg puller as his victim because there is always a chance of being drubbed by the victim. so the usual victims can take hint from this tht they can escape a leg pulling assualt by retailiating from the word go.
so best of luck all u novices. hope this mini guide would serve u as a hand book in ur future efforts. this art although widespread needs to be regulated and it is my contribution towards it.
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Fine , u think u are a master, let it be , u find happiness and fun in pulling someone's leg, i tell u mite be hurting them , but as if u care or the persons involved cares. So juz let it be the way u think and u tech the art of log pulling. "No Comments". L
Hey..gol..leg pulling is ok till some extention. But as i think, for everything thr is a limit, dont try to cross the limit...Knowingly or unknowingly of leg pullers, it may hurt the person whose leg pulling is going on. Congrats!! as u reached to the optimum level. But seriously it helped me to improve myself.
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: 11:28 AM
Leg pulling..sthg that everyone enjoys when they r the perperators..but not when they are the victims!
The golden rules of Legpulling
1.U shud alwaz be able to give back wat u get.
2.U shud be gracious enuf when u get back wat u gave.
The golden rules of Legpulling
1.U shud alwaz be able to give back wat u get.
2.U shud be gracious enuf when u get back wat u gave.
And there are some other finer points as well ,
i) Dont try them on psycho chicks, they start sobbing , they dont understand the logic and become a pain in ur as* later.
ii) Never happened with me , but dont try with brawny fellas , u mite end up gettin bashed up. But the previous point is more relevant than this.
iii) Never apologise after the act , but say on face of that the concerned person that s/he was victimised.
iv) Dont try this on strangers.
v) And victims , remember 1 thing , even though your leg is pulled as much , but it still remains your leg . Take proper care of it .
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i) Dont try them on psycho chicks, they start sobbing , they dont understand the logic and become a pain in ur as* later.
ii) Never happened with me , but dont try with brawny fellas , u mite end up gettin bashed up. But the previous point is more relevant than this.
iii) Never apologise after the act , but say on face of that the concerned person that s/he was victimised.
iv) Dont try this on strangers.
v) And victims , remember 1 thing , even though your leg is pulled as much , but it still remains your leg . Take proper care of it .
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